I Invest in the Empress’s Junk, and She Turns Dark and Begs Me Not to Stop

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Reborn as a cannon-fodder consort with the Empress’s sword at his throat?

Lin Xuan trembled like a leaf as he held the nuptial wine. “Your Majesty, how about we sign a prenup? Something like… no exterminating my entire clan?”

[Ding! Myriad Realms Investment System activated: investments bring critical hits!]

Invest in a palace maid’s hairpin? It turns into a back scratcher that makes her laugh until she rolls on the floor!

Invest in coarse rice for disaster victims? It turns into spirit rice, making the chubby Daoist Shen Jin beg to work with him!

Best of all, he invests in the Empress…

By day, she smacks him in the face with her scabbard and calls him “a mercenary.” By night, in her catgirl form, she chases a feather toy and steals my busted abacus to play with!

Shen Jin: “You stole this Daoist’s destiny as the God of Wealth! Pay me back!”

Lin Xuan pulls out his calculator. “Sorry, my investment in Ji Xuan has an infinite return. Your mortgage money belongs to me now~”

It wasn’t until one day, when the catgirl burped after chomping down on a black pearl from Guixu, that Lin Xuan realized…

He hadn’t invested in an Empress. He’d invested in the “Fortune Cat of Guixu,” capable of overturning the Three Realms!