Spiritual qi revival is here. Has the world gone off the rails?
The public security situation in Xia Kingdom remains rock-solid!
You need a license to fly on a sword, and dueling in the city means a fine.
No matter how arrogant cultivators get, they still have to obediently memorize the Code of Conduct for Cultivators!
Lin Jiu is a low-level wage slave in the cultivation world. Her dad ran off, her mom broke her leg, and their house is falling apart.
One day, the Compendium of All Things Evolution suddenly sprang back to life:
[Ding! The spiritual energy you cultivated over the past ten years has been automatically invested]
[Returns settled: Unlocked one Azure Lotus Sacred Physique talent]
Lin Jiu: ???
I worked diligently at cultivation for ten years, and it turns out I was working for your System?!
[Talent Details]
Wood Spirit Resonance: Farming counts as cultivation, efficiency +150%
Hidden effect: Whatever you plant evolves into something else (Thornfruit → Divine Beast Trap)
Side effect: Automatically attracts spirit beasts within a ten-mile radius (including, but not limited to: squirrels that steal fruit / sparrows that swear at people / the neighbor’s demolitions-office husky)
Later, mysterious legends suddenly became all the rage in the cultivation world:
The ornamental shrimp she raised evolved into a Golden Koi Dragon.
The bamboo she casually stuck in the ground summoned an ancient iron-eating beast.
She rides a divine beast to school every day!
The top students of Chuan City No. 1 High School collectively lost it:
“What’s with that farming girl carrying a spear wreathed in purple flames?!”
“Weren’t you supposed to be a poor student? Why is your cultivation advancing faster than ours even when we take pills?!”
“Help! That panda she raised has demolished the trial grounds again!”
System: [Your Cultivation World Criminal Law assignment is still 8,000 words short]
Lin Jiu: “...I’ll write it as soon as I’m done beating up this scumbag!”
Guoguo: “Ying!” (runs off with the victim’s robe in its mouth)
#TheFarmingHeroineIsViolentAgainToday#
#MySpiritBeastsAreDivineBeasts#
#IsSomethingWrongWithCultivatingInALawAbidingSociety#
(A cozy, everyday farming story, with everyone harboring one-sided crushes.)
The setting is novel and the heroine's character is a bit of a dud.