After a disastrous Major, my 0.75 rating nailed me to the pillar of shame.
Coach Harry glared: “If you keep playing this badly, you'll be selling salads on stream!”
Assistant coach Maxixi was demoted, the official account posted “regretfully,” and fans lined up to “demand a head-shaving.”
Forced to stream while losing rating points, I was flooded with comments: “I've seen people hide their aim, but never their brains.”
Then rookie zweih and academy player Ziwei knocked on the door: “Bro, we're at 1.15. We can save this!”
Group stage: 2-0 against Aurora. Winners' bracket: 2-1 against MOUZ. Semifinal: 2-1 against NAVI. Final: another 3-0 win over MOUZ!
donk earned a 1.53 rating and MVP, while I, Super Teacher, got a five-kill in the grand final and hit the top of the trending list:
“Super, stop hiding your brains and start hiding trophies!”
This is the crash-and-burn diary of a 0.75-rated IGL, and a fiery story of a bunch of foul-mouthed youngsters turning the chat into a cheer squad.
