Everyone turns into beasts! A cosmetics company stumbles into the Classic of Mountains and Seas
Luo Yilin takes 108 employees on a team-building trip, but their two tour buses are swept away by a flash flood and into the Classic of Mountains and Seas.
When she opens her eyes again, she has become a nine-tailed fox of Qingqiu. Notifications pop up on her phone: [The Shan Hai Realm has been unlocked. Host: Nine-Tailed Fox (Realm 5). Skills: Bewitchment, Foxfire.]
And the company group chat goes completely wild:
“Uncle Zhang, with that single horn and white body, are you a Bo, the beast that pulls carts?”
“Help! I was a receptionist, but now I’m a Jiaoren! The pearls I cry are being confiscated by Finance to cover company expenses!”
“Ms. Luo! Engineer Zhao turned into a Bai Ze. He can understand the guide to strange beasts, but he’s trying to make fireproof mascara for the Bifang bird!”
Can you really survive in this world on nothing but primordial energy? This bunch of modern people refuses to believe it: “Cultivation without barbecue has no soul!” (Rule: Only eat creatures without intelligence. Members of your own kind are strictly off the menu.)
The two tour buses are turned into the “Transmigrators’ Headquarters,” covered in sun-blocking film with a barbecue grill mounted on the roof. The native beasts are baffled as they pass by: Why does this iron box always smell like roasted meat?
From a family reunion where someone cries, “Second Uncle, don’t chew on that Zheng! That’s Old Sun from Sales!” to teaming up to deal with troublesome beasts, then discovering that their phones can scan for intelligence and cultivation realms, and even livestream sales of spirit-plant face masks...
Luo Yilin clutches her nine fluffy tails and frets: Now that a cosmetics company has made its debut in the Classic of Mountains and Seas, should they first unify the aesthetic standards of the Great Wilderness, or give the filthy beasts from beyond the realms some “skin care”?
[Spirit of the Shan Hai Realm: Actually, you’re the natives...]
Everyone: Wait a second, is the whole roast lamb ready yet?
An online business run by 108 beastified employees, mixing workplace humor with the Classic of Mountains and Seas.
