18+. Male rivals competing for the heroine + absurd comedy + beating up scumbags + sweet, devoted love + multiple male supporting characters + a wildly popular, unhinged queen of a heroine. The male lead is handsome, powerful, and tragic; the heroine is beautiful, strong, decisive, and irresistible. Happy ending.
Past life: The heroine, Long Duoduo, died by suicide.
Reborn: She gets a magical treasure and rolls dice to summon whoever she wants. It’s basically a dating simulator (not really).
[But the most reliable Rebirth System ended up in the wrong place.]
[The System looked at its own donkey body and tail, then fell into deep thought. Am I supposed to be a donkey? How interesting.]
Long Duoduo doesn’t want romance. She just wants to play house with her little donkey System.
But she can’t stop these men from throwing themselves at her and proposing.
The male lead, Chen Mei, stands out from the crowd. “Duoduo, I don’t need you to return my feelings. I just want you to be happy.”
Long Duoduo is so touched~
So, so touched~
Chen Mei, do you know who killed Long Duoduo in this life?
You did.
Long Duoduo kicks the male lead away as he tries to kiss her, then says coolly, “You love me so much you’re dying for me? Fine~ Die right here and show me!”
One slap for the cold, handsome guy.
Two slaps for the lovesick general!
And if some prince or royal descendant shows up, he gets the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms!
Even a dog passing by would get smacked around like a spinning top.
And yet, no matter what, Chen Mei’s charm still makes Long Duoduo soften toward him (poor thing). This male lead is so miserable, could someone have cursed him?
Duoduo, keep your eyes open, all right? Advice from your donkey System.
