"On the day when Potato Chips subjugated the country, I was forced to take up my post as Abyss HR..."
**When Lin Xian, the number one lying expert in the server [Salted Fish King], was taunting the BOSS with a booger operation,
The server blew up—along with his 3080 graphics card and new cucumber-flavored potato chips.
Packed up by the dimensional rift and thrown into the modified hell of "Flying Fairy OL"! **
Wearing the same novice uniform of the Beggar Clan and holding a rusty suicide sword,
Lin Xian just wanted to give God the middle finger:
"Where are the time travel benefits? Where's the golden finger? Refund!!"
"Ding! Your Abyss HR is online~"
The system pop-up window claiming to be [Self-Rescue Guide] is confusing:
*"Dear, I suggest you feed biochemical mold cakes to the Pig King immediately~
Mission reward? Of course it's the best [three-piece set to die suddenly on the spot]❤"*
——————
So, the world of cultivators went crazy——
The Holy Maiden of the Demon Sect saw him using a stinky tofu can to save evil cultivators: "... Is this performance art?"
He led the 996 Zombie Union to collectively fish: "Brother, where can I get the labor law?"
The mastermind behind the scenes was brutally ridiculed and hit by system bugs: "Wait! Where is my hair?!"
[System Warm Tips]
*"Host, stop lying down! The dragon next door is urging you to sign an insurance policy~
The commission is a pack of spicy strips! ... What? You ask if it eats its host? Dear, this system supports Didi purchasing service~"*
*>>Click to see how a salted fish uses bad posture to turn the KPI of the three realms into an abyss of bankruptcy report! *
(System pop-up window: "The final right of interpretation belongs to Abyss, and the host has no right to appeal, Jie Jie Jie)"
