Lin Xiaoxiao, a modern social animal whose last drop of blood was drained by PPT, closed and opened her eyes - broken, she was reborn!
Good news: She has top-notch reincarnation skills and has become the sister of Zhu Qizhen, the orthodox emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Princess Zhaoning Zhu Mingyue!
Bad news: You start with a baby who can't even turn over. The wet nurse next to you has arsenic hidden in her sleeves. Above your head, the cold eyes of Wang Zhen, the governor of the East Factory, are like maggots on the tarsal bones. You start with a copy of Hell!
In order to survive in this deep palace that eats people without spitting out their bones, Lin Xiaoxiao had to resort to the ultimate secret of social animals:
Pretending to be stupid is the way to go! Change "Female Commandments" into "Salted Fish Survival Guide" and use earth-shattering cries and urine escape to fight against all conspiracies! What kind of palace intrigue? I don't understand, this baby can only feed and sleep!
The sand sculpture operation shocked the past and the present! Report palace expenses using PPT terms? Did you accidentally injure an assassin by using pepper spray as anti-wolf spray? Transform the imperial dining room into the "Ming Yue Lou" hotpot flagship store? To survive in the deep palace, you need to have a big brain!
"Spoilers" hold back to the point of internal injury! Knowing that the Tumu Fort was about to collapse, he was so anxious that he could only hint wildly to Brother Zhong Er Huang: "Don't waste your time! Listen to Yu Qian!" Was he treated like a child? Ask the spoiler about the psychological shadow area!
Bind a loyal dog and a little eunuch! Rescued the young eunuch Anshun who drank poisoned milk for her and escaped death.