You Foolish Disciple! I Told You to Join the Hehuan Sect, Not to Steal Its Treasures

(No fixed heroine + nontraditional cultivation story + a whole host of beauties + humorous and lighthearted) Lu Yang was an ordinary office drone in the twenty-first century. Then, on his way out, he got hit by a stroke of “great luck” and transmigrated to a vast, boundless cultivation world. By a twist of fate, he became the personal disciple of Zhenren Qingyue of the Hehuan Sect. Unfortunately, his talent was mediocre, and he thought he would have to spend the rest of his life keeping his head down in the Hehuan Sect. Three years later, an unexpected turn of events completely upended his peaceful life. He accidentally “won over” his master's beloved junior sister. Who could have guessed that this would activate the [God-Tier Choice System], setting him on a cheat-fueled path through life? [Ding! System activating…] “System, it's been three years. Do you know what I've been through these past three years?!” [Ding! The Host has triggered a System choice. Please make your selection.] [Choice One: Quickly put your pants on and run, pretending nothing happened. Reward: “Perfection in Qi Refining”] [Choice Two: Admit your mistakes and take your punishment. If you sleep with someone, you have to take responsibility. Reward: “Chaos Physique”] “System, I choose the second one... Ahem, don't get the wrong idea. I'm not lusting after her body. I just really want to improve...” (Readers can skip the blurb and jump right in without thinking twice.)