"Wang Dan's Late Night Canteen"——Introduction
The canteen at three o'clock in the morning does not sell dreams, only the heart-wrenching truth.
Wang Dan, a night shift clerk with a mouth more poisonous than expired spicy strips, guards this humble convenience store and specializes in dealing with all kinds of pretentiousness in life. There is no Chicken Soup for the Soul on his shelves, only "Ex's Tears" hot strips, "Fu Bao" energy bars and "Liang Liang" mints - each snack is filled with an unfinished curse word.
✨ Golden Snack Shop Rules ✨
• "Marriage is like chewing gum, you have to spit it out after it's sweet." ——Comes with a "reunion" marshmallow
• "Traffic is like potato chips, once it clicks it's all dregs" ——Paired with "short-lived" bubble gum
• "Exam? After eating a lot of melon seed shells, I realized that Ren'er is not as big as a sesame seed" - a must-buy "IQ tax" gummy candy
When late night emo meets poisonous tongue sobering agent
Every moment you tear open the packaging bag is another knife stabbed by life——
But at least, you can chew it up and swallow it this time.
