Let Me Tell You the Truth, the Sickly Junior Sister Is Heartbroken.

The social animal died suddenly, and when he woke up he was pinned to his waist on the wooden board... Ah no, the spiritual root! All the members of the famous and decent sect are yandere: my senior sister digs out my heart for love, my senior brother persuades me to commit suicide, and even the elders I have never met want to take my soul as a toy! On the line between life and death, the yandere junior sister's fangs bite into my artery—— "I can save you, but you are my private property." The next second, Liu Qinglin took out a "Strategic Partnership Agreement" with his backhand: "Sign! From now on, you are my only KPI, and I am your long-term investor. We will win-win, and we will not play prison PLAY!" [Ding! Successfully turned the yandere's possessiveness into a lifetime performance contract, with a reward of +100 years of cultivation, and a true lovesick red bean production line! Later, it was spread throughout the world of cultivating immortals: A salty fish mentor appeared in Wangyou Valley, who used workplace slang to supersede crazy people, used KPIs to manage demons, and used equity crowdfunding to fight against the way of heaven! Liu Qinglin slumped on the throne of the Valley Master and wailed: "I just want to fish and retire, why did I become the CEO of the Three Realms?"