I Made a Reasonable Point, and My Yandere Junior Sister’s Dao Heart Shattered

A burned-out office worker dies suddenly, only to wake up pinned to a wooden board while someone hacks at his kidneys... No, wait, his spiritual roots!

The entire prestigious orthodox sect is full of yanderes: a senior sister digs out hearts for love, a senior brother urges people to castrate themselves, and even an elder he’s never met wants to turn his soul into a collectible figure!

At death’s door, his yandere junior sister sinks her sharp teeth into his artery

“I can save you, but you belong to me.”

The next second, Liu Qinglin pulls out a Strategic Partnership Agreement:

“Sign here! From now on, you’re my one and only KPI, and I’m your long-term investor. We both win, and nobody gets locked up in a kinky playroom!”

[Ding! Successfully converted a yandere’s possessiveness into a lifetime performance contract. Reward: +100 years of cultivation, and one genuine Lovesick Red Bean production line!]

Later, the entire cultivation world is abuzz with rumors: Wangyou Valley has a slacker mentor who exorcises crazed maniacs with corporate jargon, manages demon lords with KPIs, and takes on the Heavenly Dao with equity crowdfunding!

Liu Qinglin slumps on the valley master’s throne and wails, “I just wanted to slack off and retire. How did I end up as the CEO of the Three Realms?”