Lan Hai was a 145-kilogram “keyboard king” who got so furious watching the national soccer team lose that he slammed a plastic stool flat and dropped dead. When he opens his eyes, he has become an 18-year-old prodigy of the national youth team in a parallel world, sharing the same name… and bound to three wildly unconventional Systems!
And so, the soccer world goes completely off the rails. On the national youth team, he’s a “miracle chef-doctor” who buffs his teammates with fried rice and heals their injuries with massage. In League One, he scores a last-minute winner as the “Eastern Bulldozer,” powered by “braised beef with ginseng.” His opponents call him a cheater, only to eat their words. In the Premier League, he cures Cristiano Ronaldo with acupuncture, wins over legends with roast duck, and makes headlines when his stinky tofu knocks out reporters!
From the national youth team’s cold bench to a Premier League powerhouse, from becoming a legend at the Asian Cup to conquering the World Cup! With a wok spatula in his left hand, tossing out buffs, and silver needles in his right, flying about to heal and hit pressure points, he also has an occasionally reliable, chuunibyou soccer king in his head offering wild analysis. With his bizarre combination of “egg fried rice + acupuncture + soccer,” he forges a Chinese-style school of play that takes over the world! When the System malfunctions, that’s when the fun really starts. Watch this couch potato make a comeback and conquer the world of soccer with a spatula and silver needles!
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking