## I’m Really Not Yu Zui! From the Start, I Embarrass Myself by Pooping My Pants?
> I opened my eyes at the police academy entrance exam and realized I’d become the delinquent Yu Zui.
> I’d just started celebrating the golden finger System I’d gotten from transmigrating when a mechanical voice announced, “Host’s bowel function is unstable and about to go out of control.”
> Under the gaze of all the examiners and trainees, I pooped my pants right there.
> Xie Bing sneered, “A useless loser like you should get out of the police force.”
> The System suddenly issued a mission: memorize the entire criminal code to earn a god-tier pickpocket-catching skill.
> When I recited it backwards without missing a beat, Xu Pingqiu narrowed his eyes.
> And An Jialu, in the corner, was staring at me like I was a monster
> Wait, why is the System’s main mission “King of Undercover Agents”?
> Wait, Big-Breasted Sister, why are you prodding my waist with your baton?
