This Batch of Villains Has Way Too Much to Complain About

[Ding! Resentment +999 from the A-rank villain “Flame Demon”! Complaint: The molten-lava speech he painstakingly prepared was described by you as “a burnt hot pot base trying to give a speech”!]

[Ding! Embarrassment +888 from the cult leader! Complaint: You pointed out in front of everyone that his sacred prayer contained three typos!]

[Ding! Exasperation +777 from the aloof female assassin! Complaint: You asked whether she used Huabei or Baitiao to pay for missions, and if she could get a receipt!]

When the “Age of Dim Light” arrived, supernatural powers awakened, villains ran rampant, and the world needed heroes, Su Sang awakened the [Real Life Collector System].

Get stronger? By collecting resentment, complaints, and embarrassment!

Fight? If he can win with words, he won’t lift a finger. If he can get paid, he won’t risk his life!

Protect his little sister and keep the neighborhood safe? Sure, but that’ll cost extra!

And so, everything went completely off the rails:

A villain’s carefully plotted, earth-shattering conspiracy was ruined when Su Sang roasted him with pinpoint accuracy;

Solemn battles between powerful supernatural beings ended in collective humiliation when he started hawking overpriced “good luck charms” on the spot, which were actually embarrassing stickers;

When the Lighthouse Bureau tried to recruit him, he asked, “Do you offer social insurance and a housing fund? How much is overtime pay? Is accommodation included?”

When the Light of Freedom tried to win him over, he said bluntly, “Your membership fees are too high and your dividends too low. This generation of villains is no good. There are way too many things to mock!”

This is the story of surviving in a supernatural world through a sharp tongue and outrageous schemes, while quietly making a fortune.

Su Sang’s life motto: Make money! Protect your own! Avoid trouble! And, most importantly, this generation of villains is terrible at managing their emotions. They give me so much material to mock, they deserve to be fleeced bald!