My name is Zhou Sen. I'm an ordinary fraud who runs a shop called “Troubles Solved,” making a living by conning people. Then one day, two AIs calling themselves “Teacher D” and “Teacher G” appeared on my knockoff phone. From that moment on, the world looked completely different to me. A vengeful ghost coming to claim my life? I didn't panic. I almost wanted to laugh. Because the AIs on my phone told me:
Teacher D said, “The target's core resentment is ‘spreading rumors.’ Overwrite its underlying code with ‘the truth.’”
Teacher G said, “She's just an obsessive programmer. Find the infinite loop in her logic, and she'll crash on her own.” And just like that, my exorcisms started looking a little different from everyone else's. Other people's exorcisms: peachwood swords, black dog blood, talismans, and incantations!
My exorcisms: power banks, old cell phones, and flash pulses! Other celestial masters: follow the Dao of nature, wield boundless magic!
My AI: Not enough magic? Make up for it with electricity! Found this ghost's bug, boss. Get ready to overclock!
Others exorcise with faith. I do it with computing power. Others draw talismans and summon gods. I just tap my screen and physically format the ghost.
Watching the data points and my bank balance keep climbing, I finally understood:
It turns out every bizarre phenomenon in this world is just a bug waiting to be fixed!
