[The sand sculpture is inhuman + all things are animistic + the clear stream that saves the world]
Gou Xiaocao died suddenly after working overtime and was bound to the [Animist] system.
Good news: You can travel across all heavens and realms to save the common people!
Bad news: you can dress up as a plant or animal/item every time - but never as a human!
▶ Be a dog's tail grass in the world of cultivation:
The good-for-nothing male protagonist worshiped my foot-washing water as holy dew, and I reluctantly used a blade of grass to make out the word "vegetable" to scold the villain, but he counterattacked and became a god? !
▶ Use the interstellar battlefield as a pink pressure cooker:
The Queen of the Zerg race rushed to drink the soup I stewed, and the Iron-Blooded Marshal hugged me and cried: "Old comrade, do you want to sign the armistice agreement on three hundred tons of insect broth every month?"
▶ Gong Dou Drama as Biochemical Durian:
The sickly prince sucks me like a cat, and my enemies are so intoxicated that they roll their eyes. The night of the coup detonated itself into a "stinking nuclear bomb" - help! Do you need physical attacks to match CP? !
▶ Square dance radio at the end of the day:
The doctor regarded my electrical noise as an oracle, and the bodyguard carried me to fight zombies and to the beat of "The Most Dazzling National Style". Zombie: First of all, I didn't mess with any of you!
System: "Host, in the next world, be the breeze in the fairy world."
Gou Xiaocao: "Wait! I'll use Typhoon to knock over the Tiandao wig first-"
Food Guide
1. Male protagonist? Doesn't exist! Protagonist's eternal non-human form
2. The density of laugh points exceeds the standard, so be careful not to laugh too hard.
3. All the supporting characters are crazy about the emperor, and they are contagious.
Reader comments
If you:
Tired of the same Long Aotian style quick wear;
You are in urgent need of a stress-relieving reading that can make you slap the table, laugh wildly, and forget your worries;
Full of curiosity about "how a piece of grass became the top figure in the world of cultivation" and "how a pot quelled the interstellar war";
I want to see how the soul of a social animal "grows savagely" in a non-human form...
So, please don't hesitate to jump into this big pit of "animism"! Get ready for the peak of "grass" growth of the dog's tail grass, the interstellar legend of the pressure cooker, the palace turmoil of the biochemical durian and the doomsday disco of the radio! After all, there are ten thousand ways to save the world, and Gou Xiaocao chose the most "unhuman" and happiest way! Just laugh and that's it!
But most of the time, it's a bit heavy-handed, so watch with caution while eating 😂
If you: Tired of the same Long Aotian style quick wear; You are in urgent need of a stress-relieving reading that can make you slap the table, laugh wildly, and forget your worries; Full of curiosity about "how a piece of grass became the top figure in the world of cultivation" and "how a pot quelled the interstellar war"; I want to see how the soul of a social animal "grows savagely" in a non-human form... So, please don't hesitate to jump into this big pit of "animism"! Get ready for the peak of "grass" growth of the dog's tail grass, the interstellar legend of the pressure cooker, the palace turmoil of the biochemical durian and the doomsday disco of the radio! After all, there are ten thousand ways to save the world, and Gou Xiaocao chose the most "unhuman" and happiest way! Just laugh and that's it! But most of the time, it's a bit heavy-handed, so watch with caution while eating 😂