Rebirth of the Golden Cudgel, the Monkey Begged Me to Stop Wandering

The social animal Li Lang died suddenly while working overtime and was reborn as Monkey King's wishful golden cudgel! And it's also bundled with a weird system that "doesn't work or it will rust"? I won't feel sleepy anymore! Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Dragon Palace, and I took away the Dragon King's private money with my backhand; the monkey was crushed by Wuzhi Mountain, and I had free time to teach him physics, turn on Wi-Fi, and by the way, I forced the Earth Mountain God to become an all-around entertainer. On the way to seek Buddhist scriptures, Tang Monk recited the tightening curse? I directly turned on the "god-level signal shielding". The old monk thought of the lack of oxygen and the monkey was unharmed! Facing the female goblin, I took the initiative to transform into a love lollipop, which made the monkey so angry that the three corpse gods jumped! Sun Wukong finally collapsed: "Ancestor! I'll call you Bang Ancestor! Please don't waste your time. You're going to turn this ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties into a trip at your own expense!" Me (inner OS): "Where is this? I haven't messed with the KPIs of those Buddhas in Xitian yet!"