I was bound to a horror live broadcast system, and the barrages were all old guys urging me to commit suicide.
Facing the Haunted House senior with blood all over her face: "Senior, stop it! I have a hot-selling eye cream that is well received by the entire internet!"
Encountering an ancient corpse dancing in the morgue: "Sir, stop dancing! Your bones are misaligned and you need to get a VIP expert number!"
Seeing that the number of people in the live broadcast room exceeded 100 million, I yelled: "If you get enough rockets in three minutes, I will let the female ghost perform breaking bricks with her bare hands!"
Just as the audience was frantically giving rewards, a faint female voice came from the window——
"Boss, splitting bricks... Is there any workers' compensation compensation?"
Reader comments
You have a miserable start, young man, I am worried that the cobwebs on your head will fall off. I also told Party A's father that the pancakes downstairs in the company are delicious. You're welcome to treat him to one next time.
Such a weird system, it's very powerful, but it's a bit like useless seniors and formalin. The screen is full of this smell. I don't know why the barrage is so keen on watching Brother Gou. The rewards are also weird, but very interesting.
I still like Li Xiaoming, so I must take Xiaoming home. Now buy him some Nutritional Express and Chicken Leg Manhan Banquet.
The Divine Comedy is also very brainwashing. I must have watched too many square dances, but I can think of every tune.
Looking forward to more live broadcasts in the future and stay tuned online. Come on come on!
Brother Gou, I won't watch the live broadcast. I just want to care about it at this moment. When will the cobwebs in your house be cleaned up? Has the spilled pickled cabbage instant noodles been cleaned up? Has the rent been paid? Has Party A's father shown up? There are so many questions to ask.
When can that senior let you go? I really feel sorry for my senior. She just likes one person and is still a scumbag. How come she has to be bullied by a group of people? Did the senior fight back in the end? How could that boy just forgive him? No, he couldn't forgive.
Don't eat Brother Gou's tofu next time. I don't even dare to look at the tofu in my refrigerator. There is also iced watermelon. I'm scared.
Be nice to our Xiao Mingzi. You can't be like your boss. Please give Xiao Ming more love. He really works hard to work for you again. He has no regrets.
Finally, if you don't want to dance in the square, you can listen to less Divine Comedy. In the end, are you happy?
Dear tourists, we are about to arrive at No. 44 Anning Road. If you want to ask why this place has become an Internet celebrity spot and what are the characteristics of this place, of course it is our Brother Gou!
Come to think of it, that unfinished pickled cabbage instant noodles, that Pippi shrimp-like person, and the pancake fruit downstairs, of course these are not the focus!
Seeing Brother Gou, I couldn't help but think of the box of white and tender tofu in my refrigerator, the screaming chicken on my bookshelf, and the small fire extinguisher.
There are also those divine songs beloved by square dancing aunties, You Are My Little Little Apple ~ Cut Song! Ahhhhh~ahhhhh~ cut the song! You are a mighty and majestic man roping a horse pole! I will spend my whole life supporting you, okay, let's stop singing here. Almost brainwashed.
And Li Xiaoming, thank you for your hard work! Finally, I want to ask: Are you happy?
Also, don't forget to watch tonight's live broadcast, remember to send comments and support our brother Gou, come on! Refill! [Sending Hearts]
You have a miserable start, young man, I am worried that the cobwebs on your head will fall off. I also told Party A's father that the pancakes downstairs in the company are delicious. You're welcome to treat him to one next time. Such a weird system, it's very powerful, but it's a bit like useless seniors and formalin. The screen is full of this smell. I don't know why the barrage is so keen on watching Brother Gou. The rewards are also weird, but very interesting. I still like Li Xiaoming, so I must take Xiaoming home. Now buy him some Nutritional Express and Chicken Leg Manhan Banquet. The Divine Comedy is also very brainwashing. I must have watched too many square dances, but I can think of every tune. Looking forward to more live broadcasts in the future and stay tuned online. Come on come on!
Brother Gou, I won't watch the live broadcast. I just want to care about it at this moment. When will the cobwebs in your house be cleaned up? Has the spilled pickled cabbage instant noodles been cleaned up? Has the rent been paid? Has Party A's father shown up? There are so many questions to ask. When can that senior let you go? I really feel sorry for my senior. She just likes one person and is still a scumbag. How come she has to be bullied by a group of people? Did the senior fight back in the end? How could that boy just forgive him? No, he couldn't forgive. Don't eat Brother Gou's tofu next time. I don't even dare to look at the tofu in my refrigerator. There is also iced watermelon. I'm scared. Be nice to our Xiao Mingzi. You can't be like your boss. Please give Xiao Ming more love. He really works hard to work for you again. He has no regrets. Finally, if you don't want to dance in the square, you can listen to less Divine Comedy. In the end, are you happy?
Dear tourists, we are about to arrive at No. 44 Anning Road. If you want to ask why this place has become an Internet celebrity spot and what are the characteristics of this place, of course it is our Brother Gou! Come to think of it, that unfinished pickled cabbage instant noodles, that Pippi shrimp-like person, and the pancake fruit downstairs, of course these are not the focus! Seeing Brother Gou, I couldn't help but think of the box of white and tender tofu in my refrigerator, the screaming chicken on my bookshelf, and the small fire extinguisher. There are also those divine songs beloved by square dancing aunties, You Are My Little Little Apple ~ Cut Song! Ahhhhh~ahhhhh~ cut the song! You are a mighty and majestic man roping a horse pole! I will spend my whole life supporting you, okay, let's stop singing here. Almost brainwashed. And Li Xiaoming, thank you for your hard work! Finally, I want to ask: Are you happy? Also, don't forget to watch tonight's live broadcast, remember to send comments and support our brother Gou, come on! Refill! [Sending Hearts]