Immortal Taoism on the surface·Barrage in the heart·Self-rescue guide for contemporary Taoist priests
Fang Wujiu—the strongest Taoist priest in the world, on the surface:
✨ When wearing the Taoist robe, you have an aura of 3.8 Meters
✨ Raise your eyes to suppress the night march of hundreds of ghosts
✨Officially certified "people are ruthless and don't talk much" ceiling
Actual:
The inner OS is swiping the screen like crazy:
"This futon hurts your ass!"
"Does the Weeping Wooden Sculpture understand blessings?"
"Will the scarecrow's merit be deducted if he holds a concert to disturb people?"
Business scope (outrageous version):
✅ Attach a calming charm to the wood carving router of the community (WIFI password: Supreme Edict 2333)
✅ Send a plastic skeleton to work as a night shift security guard in the museum (incense treatment is favorable)
✅Teach Jingying Beauty APP to learn "Square Dance Health Guide"
✅ Help the ghost of a programmer who died suddenly to clear "Sheep" (Physics plug-in version)
Teammate configuration (cheating version):
Fa Hui: Physics Super Specialization·Buddha Bead Smashing Walnuts Level 10·"Senior, what did you ask me to break down?"
Xuan Mingzi: KPI maniac·Use big data to catch ghosts·"Please sign for your fine"
Main line crisis:
Internet celebrity beauty salon hides the magic of "rebirth"!
Puppet Master of the Underworld + Cyber Evil God + Soul Fragment Black Market
= The biggest obstacle to the re-employment of contemporary social beasts!
Mr. Fang's daily tasks:
1️⃣ Suppress evil spirits with the sense of faith of pancake fruit
2️⃣ Struggling to survive Xuan Mingzi's fine
3️⃣ Prevent Fahui from using the Zen staff as a clothes drying pole
4️⃣ The most important thing is——
Hold on! Cold character!
Although the inner barrage has broken through the sky
