Shen Miao transmigrated into the legitimate second daughter of the Minister of Revenue and happily bound herself to a snarky-commentary System.
Who knew the System would malfunction, broadcasting her wildly sarcastic inner monologue live across the entire capital!
[Dad! You look constipated when you lecture us so seriously!]
[Mom! The way you're forcing me to marry makes you look like a human trafficker!]
[Sis! Are you naturally stone-faced, or do you just have facial paralysis?]
[Your Highness the Crown Prince! Your dragon robe looks like scrambled eggs with tomatoes!]
On the outside, she was as meek as a quail. Inside, her commentary was pure chaos.
Her parents nearly choked holding back their feelings, her sister's icy expression cracked, and the Crown Prince almost spat out his tea.
Everyone in the capital knew the Minister's second daughter was a walking snark machine, except Shen Miao herself.
Shen Miao was puzzled: Why have everyone's expressions been so strange lately?
Then she saw the frail, handsome Xie Yunlan. [Damn, that waist... slurp!]
Xie Yunlan suddenly broke into a violent coughing fit, the tips of his ears red. “Miss Shen... your inner thoughts... are quite wonderful.”
Shen Miao: ??? Help! Did I just embarrass myself in front of everyone?!
