Lin Mo enters Epoch Fantasy Online, a metaverse game that’s exploded in popularity around the world. He plans to be a cool, aloof top player, but then...
The System gives him a talent: [100% Face-Plant Rate].
From then on, his gaming experience goes completely off the rails:
- He uses slime to make a boss slip to its death, prompting an NPC to yell, “That’s not how physics works!”
- His off-key singing triggers a hidden quest, making a singer NPC fall to their knees in tears: “This is musical murder!”
- His passive skill, [Taunt Aura], draws maximum aggro. The server’s No. 1 female assassin, “Liuli Xue,” chases him for three whole blocks: “You’re dead!”
Even more absurdly, the System forces them to party up. If they fail, their accounts will be deleted!
Liuli Xue, drawing her sword with a cold expression: “Pull one more mob like that, and I’ll make you experience a ‘100% face-plant rate’ in real life too.”
Lin Mo, running for his life as he shouts: “Ma’am! This is love... I mean, it’s just game mechanics!”
When the goofiest player meets the most short-tempered goddess, an epic, and stomach-achingly funny, online adventure begins!
