Lin Qiye wrote a five-thousand-word rant about a badly ended novel: "How could a trillionaire lose to a poor kid? The author must be brain-dead!"
What he didn't know was that the author was a Golden Immortal. In a fit of rage, the author summoned a bolt of lightning to smite the guy... turning him into a supporting character in the book so he could briefly experience the plot before being rescued. By a stroke of bad luck, the Great Emperor found out and stripped the Golden Immortal of his cultivation. The male lead, Lin Qiye, could never transmigrate back.
That night, Lin Qiye was struck by lightning and sent into the book as a disposable character with the same name, where he bound himself to a Spendthrift Life-Extension System.
Looking at the male lead showing off in front of him, Lin Qiye pulled out a black card. "Bro, you can have the heroine. I'll take the hotel."
The original male lead called on his military connections. Lin Qiye retaliated by buying the world's largest mercenary group.
The System warned him that his balance was too low. Lin Qiye stayed up all night acquiring a pig farm. "There's no way I can spend it all. There's just no way!"
Then, on the day he spent his last trillion, the System suddenly chimed: "Congratulations on unlocking the truth. You're the Heavens' own son..."