>My husband and I rigorously formulated the "Experimental Plan for Raising Human Cubs."
>Pre-pregnancy: Traditional Chinese medicine conditioning, accurate calculation of ovulation day, and even the birthing postures are performed according to the illustrations in ancient books.
>Pregnancy: Daily dietary supplement check-in, prenatal education does not focus on Mozart, but on reading the Tao Te Ching.
>When a child is born, we read through the Book of Changes and combine the eight characters and five elements to name him: "Chen Wuxing".
>In kindergarten, my son chose his deskmate based on the "Three Talents and Five Figures Analysis Method" because the person's birthday was in the favor of him.
>In elementary school, he taught his classmates how to use "Sun Tzu's Art of War" to deal with school bullying, and the parents came to complain.
>For puppy love in junior high school, we took out a love risk assessment report and listed the KPI assessment standards.
>It wasn't until college that my son brought back his girlfriend: "Mom and Dad, her horoscopes and the five elements complement each other very well!"
>We turned to the first page of that year's experiment log and predicted: "The second generation of researchers will perfectly copy the initial variables."
>In the delivery room, the nurse looked at the "Pub's First Time Leaving the Petri Dish Recorder" tablet held up by her husband: "Are these parents crazy?"
