The day he transmigrated, Zhao Goudan felt the world spin around him. When he opened his eyes, he found himself in a strange and alluring place: the pleasure quarters of the Wanhua Brothel. He was clutching a wine jug, his head spinning. Before he could figure out what was going on, several heavily made-up courtesans surrounded him, urging him in sweet voices, “Young Prince, you’ve been sleeping here for a whole day and night! It’s time to pay your bill!”
Zhao Goudan sobered up instantly. As he tried to figure out how to get away, a voice suddenly rang out in his mind: “Detected: Host is about to be pressed for payment by brothel courtesans. Recommended skill: ‘Blurt Nonsense.’ Shout, ‘I am the Crown Prince traveling incognito!’ (Effect: confuses NPCs for three minutes.)” Zhao Goudan had no time to think. He immediately shouted at the top of his lungs, “I am the Crown Prince traveling incognito! You’d better withdraw at once!”
His shout was so loud that the girls jumped in fright. They exchanged bewildered looks and froze on the spot for exactly three minutes. Taking advantage of the moment, Zhao Goudan made a quick getaway.
