A Healer Who Can’t Heal Isn’t a Proper Chef

[Transmigrate into a book + ensemble cast + save the world + golden finger]

Shen Muke, the ultimate survivor of the apocalypse, had just glimpsed hope of purifying zombies when she fell right before dawn.

When she opens her eyes again, she’s become the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel where everyone falls for the heroine? From the start, her cultivation has been completely destroyed, she’s cursed by everyone, and her sect is publicly putting her on trial!

Shen Muke: ??? I’m not taking the blame for this colossal mess!

The original host’s loves and grudges? None of my business! I just want to keep my head down and stay alive.

But there’s always some fool who thinks a “cripple” is an easy target.

After surviving ten years of the apocalypse, Shen Muke is no pushover! You really think my healing ability is just for show? Even a healer can fight her way to the top!

But… the plot is getting more and more bizarre!

Where are the aloof senior brother, the wild and arrogant Demon Lord, and the wickedly charming Demon King I was promised? Why are they all flocking around her?

And the fan-favorite heroine? How did she become Shen Muke’s “number one fangirl” too?

Shen Muke: Help! Everyone’s character has gone completely off the rails! What are you all trying to pull?!