After Being Reborn Three Times, He No Longer Wants to Be a Human Being

A hilarious debut - a short story in one chapter! "He Didn't Want to Be a Human After Three Rebirths" tells the story of a British gentleman, William, who was trapped in a cycle of rebirth because of the blue and white porcelain pieces stolen from the Old Summer Palace by his ancestors. After touching the porcelain tiles, he became a eunuch of the Qing Dynasty in his first life. The word "freedom" in the Oxford accent was misunderstood as "good luck, longevity and health". "" Was regarded as a sex act, he wore a cheongsam and walked like a penguin, and poured wine in British etiquette but was praised as "play hard to get"; the third generation became a crazy beggar in the 1980s, picked up food stamps and was thought to be a robber, was beaten severely while saving a child, and finally choked to death next to a steamed bun, leaving only the thought that "it is too hard to be a human being". Three human rebirths crushed his gentlemanly dignity. Since then, he has successively transformed into a sewer cockroach, stolen Mickey Mouse, a slug mistaken for booger, a white laboratory rat, and a feces-biting fly... Inhuman life is full of absurdities: cockroaches blocked gas leaks and were scolded, rats took rat poison and were chased, flies interfered with the trade of fake cultural relics and were swatted to death. Until he was reborn as a panda, gnawing bamboo shoots and watching humans running around, he finally had an epiphany: from a gentleman to a national treasure of insects and mice, redemption has nothing to do with dignity. Even a feces-biting fly can disgust bad people. Isn't it the best way to atone for one's sins by treating him as a rotten national treasure? This is a story that uses tragedy to create hilarious moments - when you don't want to be a human being, the purest kindness is hidden in the most embarrassing state.