Kang Yecai transmigrates into a modern urban power fantasy as a cannon-fodder villain, and he’s about to meet his end when he binds himself to the most useless golden finger in history: the Toilet System! Its missions involve everything from unclogging drains to scrubbing toilets, and the rewards are just as bizarre (such as the passive skill: Physical Flattery!).
To survive, he’s forced to use the System’s “energy channeling” ability to save one stunning woman after another, each afflicted with a deadly poison and destined to join the protagonist Lin Yi’s harem: the icy CEO, the fiery policewoman, the saintly doctor of immortality… Every “detox” begins with some absurd toilet mission or an unforeseen chain reaction. The process is perilously suggestive, but in the end he manages to steal Lin Yi’s most important harem members and awaken their special abilities!
Even more outrageous, the goofy security guard Long Ritian whom he picked up turns out to be a “human nuclear weapon” who can eat enough to bankrupt a restaurant and cause earthquakes with his burps! Meanwhile, the Toilet System’s ridiculous missions are somehow pointing toward the source of the world-ending toxin and the truth behind the merging of worlds.
And so, a “salvation squad” made up of the ridiculous Toilet System, a goofy CEO, a nuclear-weapon security guard, an icy Sword Venerable, and other oddballs is born! They have to survive in the cracks between a mysterious organization (with “Mister” watching them like a hawk), the mastermind Lin Yi (who has allied himself with another world), and the many factions of the martial world. From being forced to “detox” people to actively purifying the myriad realms, from fighting to survive in the city to rising in the martial world, and finally to battling the crisis of world fusion!
See how Kang Yecai uses a toilet plunger to bounce between goofy everyday antics and high-octane world-saving, fighting the most outrageous battles of all!
A friendly reminder from the Toilet System: The next mission, “Scrub the Toilet with Holy Light,” has been issued. Reward: Cleanliness +1, world barrier stability +0.0001%?
