Su Wan is convinced she must be the most unlucky transmigrator on the entire internet. Other people become princesses or noblewomen; she becomes an obscure orphaned distant relative in the Fucha household. Other people come with a golden finger; all she has is a head full of lines from Story of Yanxi Palace and PTSD from the thought that “Fuheng marries Erqing,” which keeps popping into her head in the middle of the night.
To stay alive, she resolves to keep a low profile. Instead…
She helps Fuheng fend off admirers, mistakes Wei Yingluo for an assassin, and nearly brings the whole drama to an end by dropping a flowerpot on her.
She brings pastries to Empress Fucha and slips up, saying, “Your Majesty, the colors on your phoenix robe are even gaudier than the wallpaper on my cracked phone screen.”
Even when she hides in a corner to watch the drama unfold, she can predict Erqing’s fake-sweet remarks with uncanny accuracy. She can’t help blurting out, “Girl, with acting like that, it’s a shame you’re not serving as Lord He’s chief strategist.”
Watching this little menace jump at every sound and spout strange words like “plot” and “character setting” every day, Fuheng falls into deep thought:
Wasn’t she supposed to behave herself? How does the whole capital now know that my household has a little rascal who can tell fortunes and talk back?
And why does she keep staring at me and muttering, “The white moonlight can’t die”? Is she trying to tell me something?
Su Wan: Help! I only wanted to survive until the finale. How did I accidentally become the most conspicuous person in Fuheng’s heart?!
(The drama’s one and only spoiler machine, rewriting the heartbreaks as they happen and, along the way, turning an aloof heartthrob into a clingy sweetheart.)
I was deceived into it by the introduction. After reading the introduction, I thought the heroine setting was quite interesting, but when I read the original text, I felt it had nothing to do with it. I was wondering why the heroine is also named Su Wan, so it was completely different from what was described in the introduction. However, the author's writing style is indeed good, and the emotional scenes are natural.