Naruto: I Woke up After Sleeping for a Thousand Years

Naruto's ultimate boss, Otsutsuki Kaguya? Come on, wife, give your husband a whole "Thai" massage. Oh ~ cool! With that white-eyed clairvoyance ability to accurately grasp tendons and massage acupuncture points, it's so exciting! Six Paths Immortal? Don't mention that unlucky thing. You are a traitor and unfilial. It depends on your father if I don't take you back from the Pure Land and let you experience a complete childhood. Akatsuki organization? My dear, the water in the ninja world is too deep. I'm afraid you can't control it! By the way, wife, that Otsutsuki style is awesome? Don't worry, when I catch him, he will suffer the same consequences! These two wild Otsutsuki, Momo Shikin Shiki, are so fierce, do you dare to do them? Madara, Hashirama, go and show everyone, let them feel the terror of ninjas, and beat them up. Well... It's time to go see our father-in-law and mother-in-law. Let's go, wife, let's go. This time we'll take a rocket ride! … Don't worry, I have been buried alive for thousands of years, let's start from here to let the ninja world experience the real nuclear peace! Daughter-in-law, wait for me. When you come back, I will step on the colorful auspicious clouds and wear the golden clouds and phoenix crown, let the ninja people from all over the world surrender and welcome you, and make you the happiest woman in the world...