My Bestie Goes Crazy, I Go Off the Rails: Exposing Scandals and Catching Ghosts on the Side

[Metaphysics + heiress + social commentary] While everyone else comes home with bird’s nest in one hand and ginseng in the other, Luo Yan comes down from the mountain with one goal: to give “feudal superstition” an optimized delivery. As the beloved daughter of Yuncheng’s richest family, Luo Yan’s life took a turn at the age of two. She was frail? As luck would have it, she met Daoist Qingyun of Qingyun Temple on Mount Qingyun. He waved a hand and said, “I’ll take the child. She can come down after twenty years. Her parents and brothers can check in at the temple on Mid-Autumn Festival and New Year’s Eve.” He was all about keeping people at arm’s length! And so, even after graduating from university, Luo Yan always went back to Qingyun Temple for the holidays. When the twenty years were up, the Daoist patted her head. “Go on. Someone in your family is waiting for you to save their life.” On her first day home, Luo Yan was stunned: her eldest brother, Luo Mingxuan, was a business-world elite with a green glow over his head; her second brother, Luo Mingyu, was plagued by bad luck, choking on water and stepping in dog poop, the very poster boy for a modern-day jinx; and her third brother, Luo Mingzhe, had a ghost for company and a new bride every night. Thankfully, her parents knew what was what. They had worn the peace jade pendants Luo Yan made for them for years, and were still safe and sound. Her best friend Fang Mi had it even worse. She’d spent three years playing supporting roles, only to get blacklisted across the internet just as she became famous. Luckily, heaven had eyes and dropped a “Scandal-Exposing System” into her lap. A flash of golden light, and a “Heart-to-Heart Talisman” connected the two of them. Fang Mi and Luo Yan instantly shared the joy of “dancing through the melon patch.” From then on, scandals kept breaking in the entertainment and wealthy circles, and the ghost-catching never stopped.