I Told You to Pay Off Your Debt, Not Turn Your Brother into an Idol by Making Him Transition!

[Lighthearted + absurd comedy + showbiz] Me, a once-renowned dealmaker, am saddled with billions in debt!

When I wake up, the worst is yet to come: my three brothers, who’d take a knife for me, have all turned into stunning beauties with curves in all the right places!

I look at the debt notices, then at the three “former brothers” in pink lace dresses, legs spread and feet tapping as they shout, “Damn it!” I’m losing my mind!

To pay off the debt, I take these three “iron maidens” and storm the entertainment industry!

At an audition, while everyone else shows off their talents, my eldest sister smashes a prop wall with one punch. “Director, this thing isn’t sturdy!”

In the livestream, while other streamers call their viewers “babies,” my second sister coolly rolls walnuts in her palm. “The top donor? Tell him to come meet me in person. I’ll teach him what the rules of the underworld are!”

During a romantic scene, the director asks my third sister to gaze lovingly at the male lead. She pins him against the wall and props her foot on his chair. “Kid, mess up one more take and I’ll break your legs!”

The whole internet waits to laugh at our “toughest girl group in history,” but then... we go viral!

The haters insult us while sending gifts: “Sis, you’re so cool! Insult me! Say it again!”

Worst of all, when I get home late at night, three pairs of long legs are waving in front of me. “Big bro, want to take a bath together? Just like old times!”

I cover my nose as it starts bleeding and roar, “Get lost! I’m a respectable man!”