Zhu Yuanzhang killed the hero? Mean and unkind! Descendants deserve misfortune! "
Social Animal screenwriter Su Yan traveled through the Ming Dynasty, and at the beginning he passionately complained about Emperor Hongwu in a teahouse! The next second, Dongchang Fanzi broke into the door and put Xiuchun's knife on his neck!
Done! Experience peeling off real grass at the beginning? !
On the dragon throne, Yongle Emperor Zhu Di suddenly slapped the table: "Well done! I have tolerated him for a long time! "
[Ding! The national luck complaint system is activated! Precisely seeking death = staying alive + improving national destiny!
Su Yan:? ? ? Got it! Can you survive by committing suicide? !
From then on, he was on the road to death:
"The changes in Tumu Fort in Zhu Qi Town? Top performance artist! "
"Jiajing alchemy? Pioneer of Ming Dynasty Chemistry (Prodigal Edition)! "
"Wanli strike? A great master in the fishing world! "
The civil and military officials in the court were so angry that they vomited blood, and smashed more than a dozen pieces of the imperial case into pieces!
The emperors of the Zhu family secretly poked and chased: "Mr. Su! Quick update on the latest slots! I can't wait all night! "
Until he reached the foot of the old tree in Meishan Mountain, he pointed at the grief-stricken Emperor Chongzhen who had hanged himself, and faintly touched the knife:
"Your Majesty, this Bai Ling you chose... Isn't the quality good? "
The entire Ming Dynasty exploded: This venomous tongue was actually the Ming Dynasty's last life-extending medicine? ! See how the most powerful talker overturns the Ming dynasty chess game and writes a crazy epic with accurate complaints!
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People who understand the history of Ming Dynasty can read it, and those who don't understand can read it, but don't spray it randomly.
People who understand the history of Ming Dynasty can read it, and those who don't understand can read it, but don't spray it randomly.