When the monkey hair from the Sanxingdui Bronze Sacred Tree got entangled in the Internet celebrity's microphone, the entire Internet thought it was a script—until the scene of Taotie chewing up the display cabinet exploded into hot searches.
I, a nerd who hoards figurines, suddenly the "God Killing Crowdfunding System" pops up on my phone: "You have been bound to the identity of a destiny person, and the current faith value is: 1024 (charged from the netizen "Don't Eat Coriander")". When I turned around, I saw the golden cudgel turned into a selfie stick and poked my face. The system prompted: "The remnant soul of Sun Wukong asks for continuous wheat. Rewarding the 'rocket' can unlock the flaming eyes and golden eyes filter."
Nezha started an e-sports live broadcast and cursed: "Destroy the temple with 100 rockets!" (A reward for the automatic fire-changing sharp gun); Yang Jian used his eyes to scan the couple's red line, and the pop-up window of the anti-fraud APP jumped wildly: "Chaos virus detected, it is recommended to break up immediately"; Ao Bing stood on the coast of Fukushima holding a dragon ball, and the desire to "purify" the barrage was forming a breakwater.
The entropy master used big data to tamper with the book of life and death, and couples all over the Internet collectively sent "kill, kill, kill" barrages; Chaos changed the list of gods to a blood-red API, and Nezha's ID was marked as "The Lotus Root Butcher Recommended to be Destroyed."
Now, the split-screen live broadcast of the three battlefields has been started: Douyin uses "protection" to stack the defense network, Station B sends selfies to Yang Jian to use as computing power batteries, and TikTok forwards them once to stuff Jingwei with stones.
The ultimate prompt is flashing on the screen: "800 million people close their eyes for 3 seconds - this crowdfunding exchange for [Pangu Ax·Experience Card], the goal: to smash that damn Chaos Server!"
(Attachment: Brother No. 1 On the list, "Did Shen Gongbao go bankrupt today?" Warm reminder: Remember to watch the anti-fraud live broadcast before giving rewards, otherwise you may be Yue Laohong
