Dressed as Zhu Yunwen? On the eve of the vassal reduction? The fourth uncle Zhu Di is about to be imprisoned?
Jiang Wenming, the "king of life" of the geological exploration team, looked at the dragon chair and felt that there was not an imperial power under his butt, but a barbecue grill!
Run! Must run! Run with the top craftsmen of Ming Dynasty! Target: Across the Pacific, the New World of North America!
However...
Qi Huang combination forced the palace to cut down the feudal vassal? I write the fake edict in simplified Chinese characters! (He was caught red-handed!)
Write a letter to persuade your fourth uncle not to rebel? He broke the pillars with his bare hands! (Zhu Di: Do you think this king is a fool?!)
Want to blow up the bridge to stop the Yan army? Explosives turn into fireworks when wet! (The corrective power of history: Surprised or not?)
Just when the city of Fengtian was destroyed and Zhu Di's forty-meter sword came at him——
"Beep-beep-beep! (Broken sound) "Emperor Escape System of the Ming Dynasty" is activated!"
Run away? We are professional!
Shipbuilding? Dismantle the emplacement! Change the greenhouse! Plant bean sprouts! Enough pickled radish! (Master Xu: Your Majesty, a boat is not a vegetable garden!)
Navigation? Unlock the Astral Beacon! Can you tell the direction by looking at the stars? No, it's to see if Sirius will crack again! (Crew: Your Majesty is so crazy!)
Survive? Use the "Wild Survival Manual" to teach Ming craftsmen to boil water and prevent scurvy! (Imperial Physician: Your Majesty, this is more mysterious than refining alchemy!)
Thus, the most outrageous imperial exile group in history set sail!
"Fourth Uncle! The dragon chair will send you to warm yourself by the fire! I'm going to North America... To plant corn!"
Beautifully written and compact article!