After I Quit Being a Simp, I Found the Imperial Jade Seal

My girlfriend is a fitness instructor. She wears yoga pants all day, showing off her perfect figure. I never imagined that, to meet her club’s sales targets, she would actually sleep with her male coworker, who shared an apartment with her and was also my “good buddy.” Furious, I kicked her out on the spot. Then, to my surprise, I got a golden finger. And began an incredible journey to riches by treasure hunting. Police officer: “Did you really find the imperial jade seal?” Me: “I didn’t find it, Your Majesty!”