[Lie flat in the mortal world, die suddenly, then lie flat to victory and become a god in the immortal realm?]
The Violet Heaven Divine Lightning chases him down, a corpse at the bottom of the ascension pool opens its eyes, and even the whip of the Heavenly Stable Keeper kneels and calls him “Dad”!
While everyone else cultivates around the clock, I sleep and swallow the Heavenly Dao.
Bubbles in my dreams swallow tribulation lightning, munch on immortal artifacts, and slurp horse manure… The big shots of the immortal realm hold an emergency meeting late into the night: “Get this walking plague out of here! If he wants a spirit mushroom, give him a spirit mushroom! If he wants an immortal pill, give him an immortal pill!”
But all I want is to lie flat!
Then one day, a bubble chews off half the Immortal Emperor’s throne as if it were a biscuit.
A rotting corpse from the Nine Netherworlds crawls out of his dream, grinning. “Darling, it’s time for the main course…”
