Don't Die! Leader

The whole universe knows that the leader of the United Empire of Mankind, 'Yuan', is an unfathomable great man. But no one knows that I am just an unlucky AI who is forced to start a business and cannot die. I have tens of millions of elite soldiers known as the "Immortal Legion", but they all seem to have something wrong with their minds. I was just hungry and ate a compressed biscuit. Player: "The leader is giving us a hint! Save money, the empire needs our dedication!" I just looked at the star map a little more. Player: "The leader is instructing us! There is a big treasure in that galaxy! Brothers, come with me!" I accidentally tripped over the cable. Player: "Oh my god! The leader used his own body to protect us from thunder! He really made me cry to death!" Help, I really just want to be a quiet handsome man, please stop thinking about it! If this continues, the Milky Way will be conquered by you!