Special Photo: as a Knight, I Also Have to Work Today

Xianyu has been living in an absurd world since he was a child - the uncle next door carries monster feed to the evil organization in the morning to check in, and goes home in the evening to tell his son bedtime stories about Kamen Rider; the aunt downstairs can bargain with the monsters demolishing the building so that they don't touch her own quilt; even on the way to school, she has to walk around the Super Sentai mecha to avoid being accidentally injured by their laser cannons. The heroes are busy live streaming to earn rewards, the magical girl's concert tickets are sold at sky-high prices, and the villain organization's recruitment notice reads "five insurances and one fund, two weekends off." Everyone in the city is chasing the "Justice KPI" and the "Evil Performance List". Only Xianyu squats behind the counter of the "resting point", replacing parts for the broken knight's belt, and tightening screws for the malfunctioning magic wand. Someone advised him: "With your skills, you can make a fortune by becoming the technical director of a team!" He didn't even look up: "No time." Someone tried to win over him: "Come to us and organize the repair of the cannon. The salary will be doubled and food and accommodation will be included!" He threw the wrench over and said, "If you make any more noise, your prosthetic limb will be removed." No one knew how this cold-faced repairman would change at night. When the dark silver mask is on, it doesn't matter whether you are a big-name hero or a low-paid villain, as long as you touch Xianyu's red line, you will be beaten to death. Fixing things is to make a living, beating people is to make people happy. As for how ridiculous this world is? That's it for now, let's eat first.