Don't Pick up the Beautiful Little Fish on the Roadside Randomly

I picked up a beautiful little boy on the beach when I was drunk, his eyes sparkled like diamonds. When he was shy and wanted to run away, I pulled open his collar and found scales on his waist. "Are all humans as rogue as you?" He held my wrist with tears in his eyes. The next day, the entire undersea army surrounded my house. He sat on the Shell Throne and swayed his anklets: "According to the mermaid law, anyone who has seen scales..." "Be imprisoned in the deep sea for life?" He licked the wine stains from my lips and chuckled: "Be my queen.