My name is Liu Bang, and I have been very panicked recently.
I originally thought that I, Liu Jicai, was the destined male lead. In the first bowl, the three heroes under his command are all SSRs, and they are about to push all the way to the top of their lives.
But there was something wrong with Xiang Yu opposite him.
At the beginning of the Hongmen Banquet, my neck was washed clean, and I was just waiting for his order to go see my three hundred scheming ancestors. In the end, he didn't kill me! He just walked up to me, patted my face like a fool, and then let me go back to Hanzhong.
From that day on, my life changed from an inspirational drama to a horror movie.
My Zhang Liang is known as "strategist", but as soon as the plan was devised, Xiang Yu's countermeasures were plastered all over the city wall. Zifang held his head and muttered: "Impossible, how could he know!"
My Xiao He firmly believed that "before the troops and horses are moved, food and grass go first". As a result, Xiang Yu's side implemented the "Tuntian Order" and so much food was used to make wine! Xiao He looked at our soldiers who were so hungry that their chests were touching their backs and cried.
My Han Xin... Don't mention it. I worshiped him as a general, but Xiang Yu directly promised him to conquer the stars and the sea, and also gave him the title of "Minister of Defense." Now Han Xin looks at me as if he is looking at a stumbling block.
I was completely confused.
Until my spies risked their lives and came across a portrait of Yu Ji, with a line of small characters in the corner. It is said to be the slogan she taught the Chu army - "Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you will not be afraid of traveling all over the world."
At that moment, I, Liu Bang, understood.
I pointed to Xiang Yu's territory on the map, my hands were trembling, and I cried to my ministers with tears streaming down my face:
"He is not a human! His wife is not a human either!"
"Xiang Yu on the opposite side is on fire!"
Reader comments
The idea is great, but even dimensionality reduction attacks can be defeated [vomit]. Your time traveler has cannons but no cement? No steel pipe?
The idea is great, but even dimensionality reduction attacks can be defeated [vomit]. Your time traveler has cannons but no cement? No steel pipe?