We Agreed to Pretend to Be an Abbot, but How Did He Become a Real Buddha?

[Fantasy imagination + system + time travel + funny + misunderstanding flow + anti-routine + Dihua flow] Li Xiu traveled through time and started as the abbot of Shaolin, but was pointed at and scolded by everyone in the temple for "corrupting the family tradition" and could be kicked out at any time! Bite! Merit reversal system activated! Congratulations to the host: Want to become stronger? Then abandon the hypocritical and kind thoughts and enjoy the seven emotions and six desires. The harder you break the precepts, the stronger you will be! I just wanted to go down the mountain and catch fish through "experience in the world of mortals", but I convinced the elders that I was going to "kill my wife and prove the truth"! I just wanted to drink wine and eat meat secretly, but my mind made me think of the great Buddhist wisdom of "eating all the suffering in the world". With a palm of my hand, the demons were wiped out, shocking the world! Everyone says that I am an eternal holy monk, but I just want to find that hidden concern, and then stay away from the world and become an ordinary ordinary person! I really don't want to stay in this Buddhism for a second anymore. Can you stop thinking about it? !