The Noble Daughters of Huaxia Wreck the Cultivation World, Then Take Their Palace Schemes Across the Universe

One day, they awoke from a dream, and the powerful women who had ruled China for five thousand years were all dropped into the cultivation world.

Lü Zhi wielded a spiked club as she drafted the Cultivation World’s Laws: “Dueling in public? The law says three lightning strikes!”

Twelve-year-old Wu Zetian sweet-talked a sect leader in her babyish voice: “Grandpa, how about we rename this sect the ‘Great Zhou Branch’?”

Empress Dowager Cixi waved an “IOU imperial decree” as she snatched a flying sword: “I borrowed it, so consider it a token of your filial devotion!”

Xiao Chuo and Qin Liangyu fought for three days and nights over the first demon beast, then threw their arms around each other and swore brotherhood: “Next time we fight as a team, you take the front while I deal the damage!”

Everyone got a “Little Phoenix” System, and their three tasks were simple: gather the sisters, stir up trouble, and turn the whole world upside down!

The cultivation world went mad.

Poor disciples rose to power with Lü Zhi’s “military merit rank system,” rogue cultivators could afford magical treasures with Liu E’s “installment plans,” and even demon beasts were persuaded by Fu Hao to become “undercover spirit beasts.”

The local sects learned to negotiate like palace schemers: “You won’t give me the spirit vein? I’ll go cry in front of your sect leader until he gives it to me!”

Empress Zhangsun was forever breaking up fights: “Cixi, stop paving the floor with spirit stones! The Empress Ma’s disciplinary stick is already sparking!”

Wu Zetian slipped a note to Princess Taiping: “Hold steady. Sooner or later, this mountain will bear the Wu name.”

Then the System blared: “The Emperor’s delegation from the ‘Dragon Court’ on the neighboring continent is attacking!”

Liu Bang clutched his head: “E Xu, stop for a moment! Qi Ji’s about to be beaten into a spirit plant!”

Lü Zhi drew her sword and sneered: “Your Majesty, we can settle old scores under the lightning tribulation. That’s fair!”

Li Shimin watched Empress Zhangsun and Wu Zetian walking arm in arm, and his brain short-circuited on the spot: “You… have you two gone completely out of control?!”