You’re a Trillionaire CEO, Yet You Water the Rival’s Money Tree to Death

To help the public better understand what real corporate warfare looks like, CCTV reporter Liu Ruyan decides to livestream the business battles of a trillion-yuan CEO. She expected corporate warfare to mean open and covert attacks, a battlefield without gunfire, deadly moves at every turn, and online trolls slinging mud at each other. But when she actually livestreams Jiang Yun, CEO of the Dami Group, the netizens are left dumbfounded! The trillion-yuan CEO Jiang Yun pours boiling water on the money tree outside his rival company’s headquarters! He puts on a mascot suit and beats up the other company’s mascot! He replaces the God of Wealth worshipped by his rival with Ultraman! They said they’d hire “hackers,” but in the end they just bribed the other company’s cleaning lady to unplug the network cable. Legal, but unreasonable. BWM CEO: “I’ve been in this business for twenty years, and I’ve never seen corporate warfare tactics this despicable!” Guangzhou CEO: “Diu lei lo mo! How did the God of Wealth I worshipped for a whole week turn into Ultraman?!” Netizens: “I thought corporate warfare was supposed to be high-class. Why is this so unhinged?” “It feels like two women pulling each other’s hair, or two men spitting at each other!” Jiang Yun: “Sorry, real corporate warfare is just this plain and simple.”