I have been practicing Taoism in Kunlun for a hundred years, and the master suddenly called me into the temple.
"There is an invasion of alien demons in New York. Go and deal with it."
"Disciple, I obey." When I flew to New York, the Chitauri army was raging.
Iron Man was blown away by gunfire, Captain America's shield shattered, and Mjolnir was dimmed.
I sighed and waved my sleeves.
The alien battleships in the sky exploded like fireworks, and Loki's scepter broke in response.
Thor was shocked: "How could there be such a strong person in Midgard?"
I dusted off my Taoist robe and said, "This poor Taoist, Zhang Xuanqing, is here to subjugate demons by order of the sect."