There Are Too Many Bugs in Heaven, So I Rewrote It

At 35, P9 programmer Lin Che was unexpectedly laid off. That same day, he sent “Hello, World” to an ancient server.

And somehow, he successfully hacked into the Three Realms Network, Heaven's internal office system.

Looking at the Heavenly Dao's law code, a buggy, illogical mess that was basically a mountain of shit, Lin Che's occupational instincts kicked in.

The Reincarnation Bureau's queue is jammed? Easy. Add load balancing and asynchronous processing.

The God of Wealth's Hall isn't meeting its KPIs? Here, try my model for “merit-based finance” and “precise big-data targeting.”

The Buddha of the Western Heaven is engaging in “business competition” and hiring demons from beyond the realms as “hackers”? Sorry, I just upgraded this universe's “firewall” using your “merit.”

From fixing bugs to restructuring the laws, then writing the universe's “drivers.”

Only when the entire Three Realms' “system” was running on his “Heavenly Dao Cloud” did Lin Che discover that this universe concealed a “final feature” personally written by the “Creator God,” called the Great Filter.

A “doomsday” program designed to format everything.

This time, how will Lin Che, the most powerful “programmer” in the universe, fix this final and most deadly bug?

This is a hard-core, funny, and heartwarming story about “how a programmer goes from deleting the database and fleeing to saving the world.”