My Neighbor Demanded I Keep the AC at 16 Degrees All Day in This Heat, So I Found a Delicate Wife Who Gets Cold Easily to Teach You a Lesson

My neighbor across the hall was pregnant, and she demanded that I keep my air conditioner running around the clock. “We don't have air conditioning, and I don't want to come over to your place to cool off every day. Just set yours to 16 degrees and let the cold air blow into my apartment. It won't affect you at all.” I patiently explained that air conditioners cool rooms by exchanging heat. Even if I left my door open, her apartment wouldn't get much cooler. Besides, air conditioners weren't expensive, so she could install one herself. But she wouldn't let it go. “You think air conditioners are free? Are you going to pay my electricity bill, too?” “Whatever, I'm not listening. I'm pregnant, and if the heat hurts my baby boy, I'll sue you for attempted murder!” She wouldn't listen to reason, and I couldn't be bothered arguing with her. But she didn't just knock on my door around the clock. While I was away on a business trip, she picked the lock and ran my air conditioner for seven days straight! Just then, I happened to see a trending local post looking for a rental. [I smashed every air conditioner compressor in the building, then burned down the whole building with a wood stove at home. Now the residents have kicked me out of the complex.] [I'm a delicate, cold-natured newlywed trying to conceive, and I urgently need a home where I can use a wood stove! Looking to rent!] I immediately contacted this newlywed trying to conceive. If I couldn't deal with you myself, I'd find you someone just as outrageous and let you two tear each other apart!