Journey to the West: the Bottle God of War Splits the Spiritual Mountain at the Beginning

[Journey to the West] + [System] + [Krypton Gold] + [Pregnant Wife] + [Live Interaction] + [Live Interaction] + [Myth] + [PVP] [Shadow Story] (Don't bring your brains in and just read it! I don't know if it's good or not, but it's definitely crazy and funny. There are magical changes to the original work, so please don't take it seriously) I died and I lived again! At the beginning, I was blocked by DJ Tathagata in Lingshan. The system asked me to charge 6 yuan within 10 seconds to buy a milk bottle ax, otherwise I would die again! I spent 6 yuan angrily, and split Lingshan Mountain in half with a backhand axe, creating a "Episode Expressway" leading to the west! But this world is poisonous! My wife, Athena, is pregnant. If she doesn't spend money to buy maternity clothes, she will be too weak to walk! The boundaries of Novice Village can only be maintained by the flowers donated by readers! What's even more outrageous is that the top brother on the reward list can transform into an NPC to help me fight, and he can also customize his lines! "Cain! Hurry, live PK with the spider spirit for rewards, and you will lose divine blood if you win!" "Brothers from the Milk Bottle Cult, the Zeus Guild opposite has charged one million, we can't lose!" I held the bottle ax and looked at the pregnant Athena and Bone Demon behind me, and then at the crazy scrolling barrage in the live broadcast room, and I was so excited! However, when there were only three days left in the countdown to the Sea of ​​Chaos, and the system asked me to vote to determine the laws of the new world, I discovered that behind all this...