Journey to the West: The Baby-Bottle War God Splits Mount Ling from the Start

[Journey to the West] [System] [Pay to Win] [Pregnant Wife] [Livestream Interaction] [Livestream Interaction] [Mythology] [PVP] [Absurd Power Fantasy] (Just turn your brain off and enjoy! Can't promise it'll be good, but it'll definitely be crazy and hilarious. The original has been heavily altered, so don't take it too seriously.)

I died, then came back to life! From the start, DJ Tathagata had me cornered on Spirit Mountain, and the System told me to spend six yuan within ten seconds to buy a baby-bottle axe, or I'd die again!

I angrily spent six yuan, then swung the axe and split Spirit Mountain in half, revealing a "pilgrimage expressway" leading to the Western Heaven!

But this world is cursed!

My wife Athena is pregnant, and if I don't pay to buy her maternity clothes, she gets so weak she can barely walk!

The newbie village's barrier can only be maintained by the readers' generous flower gifts!

Even more outrageous, the top donor on the leaderboard can turn into an NPC and help me fight, and even customize their dialogue!

"Cain! Hurry, livestream a donation battle against the Spider Demon. The winner gets divine blood!"

"Brothers of the Baby Bottle Divine Cult, Zeus's guild just spent a million. We can't lose!"

I grip my baby-bottle axe and look at the pregnant Athena and the White Bone Spirit behind me, then at the comments racing across the livestream. My blood is boiling!

But when the countdown to the Sea of Chaos has only three days left, the System asks me to vote on the laws of the new world. Only then do I realize that behind all this...