What? Half the Entertainment Industry Are My Ex-Girlfriends

[Transmigration + entertainment industry + wish fulfillment + multiple heroines]

Shen Yan hasn’t even had time to prepare himself for transmigrating.

How did he end up activating the Old Geezer Comeback System at such a young age?

And what’s with all these gorgeous celebrities in front of him? They’re all his “ex-girlfriends”?!

Liu Yifei: “I was your first love! They say your first love is the hardest to forget and means the most, right?”

Zhao Liying: “So what if you were his first love? No need to brag about the past. I climbed to the top on the back of my first love.”

Yang Mi: “A bunch of nobodies are arguing over rankings? What’s the point of all this talk? If you’ve got what it takes, let’s compare our assets.”

Dilraba, Nazha: “Two against one. We’ve got the advantage.”

Shen Yan says, “Just let me have a moment. Where did all these ex-girlfriends come from?”

The new generation, including Zhao Jinmai, Zhou Ye, and Zhang Jingyi, has this to say: “Seniors, times have changed. No matter how well you take care of yourselves, you can’t beat our youthful beauty.”

Unbelievable!

Shen Yan, you old geezer! You won’t even spare the kids!