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Due to the author's carelessness, the name does not quite fit the text.
The correct name is "Hongwu's voice, I rule the world with my milk baby"
Born in the Ming Dynasty, I was shocked to find that Zhu Yuanzhang could read my mind
He casually muttered "Gunpowder adjustment 80:10:10" - the next day there was an explosion in the firearms camp, and Beiyuan Khan was so bombarded that he knelt down and lowered his watch;
Complained that the imperial kitchen was too salty - that night the "Hongwu Seasoning Book" was published, and even the street cooking cakes were marked "salt three and a half qian";
He said, "Brother-in-law, twist the string of the kite into three strands" - the weapons supervisor pulled the bowstring to full length, and the bow and arrow shot through three layers of iron armor, and the cavalry took a detour when they saw it!
It is definitely Lao Zhu's idea of governing the country:
Yawn → He provided floor heating to the imperial city (Quanying Tianfu uses heating);
Skipping school and pretending to be asleep → He issued an "order to reduce the burden of kindergarten students" (the teachers were collectively confused);
Wetting his pants → He used diapers to improve water conservancy and revitalize thousands of acres of saline-alkali land in the Jianghuai River!
Until I bumped into the "cub's Golden Sentence Monument" in Fengtian Temple - even "Tiger should be painted in sugar paintings" was noted as "military aesthetic reform"...
Now:
Bei Yuan was crushed to pieces by firearms, and Zheng He sailed a treasure ship around the earth a hundred years ahead of schedule;
The yield per mu is less than five kilograms, and the common people use potatoes as snacks;
Jin Yiwei changed his career to be a "voice translator" and muttered the next sentence to me!
And I, who had been forced to work as a "Ming Dynasty humanoid plug-in" since Milk Baby, watched Lao Zhu hold up my rattle to study the "perpetual motion machine", and I just wanted to scream:
"I just want to fish!" (Zhu Yuanzhang: I understand, this is the prototype of the mechanical revolution!)
(Milk Baby pretended to be cute but was punished, the emperor criticized the infrastructure construction, Hongwu directly kicked the historical script out of the way, and became a cosmic-level celestial kingdom!)
